Saturday April 16, 2005
Book 6: Resident Mad Scientist — Part V: Instant Replay

Transcript

KEVYN: Listen up, troops!  Captain Tagon, Lieutenant Foxworthy, and Sergeant Schlock won't be joining us on the beach for a few days.

They've just departed on an op, and the Captain left me in charge.

KEVYN: Before any of you unwisely take this as a cue to step further out of line than you were already planning to, I'd like to say two words about my position as the Company's munitions commander and resident mad scientist:

CAPT. KEVYN: "Guinea Pigs."

KEVYN*screaming* AAAIIIE!

(unknown, offpanel): I want my mommy.