Thursday September 1, 2005
Book 7: Emperor Pius Dei — Part I: Big Schlock, Little Schlock, What Begins With Schlock?
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Admiral Tebbir: Okay, we'll talk. Who are you, and what do you want?
Petey: My name is Petey, and you may think of me as the sworn protector of the Qlavo system.
Admiral Tebbir: You don't look like one of those skinny Qlaviqloids.
Petey: And you don't look like a genocidal maniac condemned to a slow death. Perhaps we should take a few minutes to compare notes?