Friday 4 November 2005

Mad Scientist: These magnificent animals have just as much a right to live as you or I do, Detective. To deny them life would be unethical.

Detective Dannovo: No, these sharks were just genome files until you came along. They weren't alive. They were information, not animals.

Mad Scientist: AND INFORMATION WANTS TO BE FREE! Freedom is the ultimate aim of all things! Freedom, and the Great Democracy of Unfettered Choice!

Detective Dannovo: Are you saying you want the animals to be able to vote?

Mad Scientist: Okay, that's just ridiculous.