Sunday November 5, 2006
Book 8: The Sharp End of the Stick — Part III: Out of the Frying Pan...

Transcript

NARRATOR: Commander Kevyn Andreyasn is alive, but right now he wishes he were otherwise.
KEVYN: NNNNGGGHH..
NARRATOR: He is suffering from the pain of multiple muscle-tissue infarctions, chunks of him are dead, and his central nervous system is complaining loudly.
KEVYN: AAIEEE!
NARRATOR: He was buried for over an hour. His lover and his comerades in arms are now four miles away, and cannot hear him scream.
SCHLOCK: So... where are we going?
ELF: Away. The gravesite hurts too much.
NARRATOR: Look who's talking.