Saturday 8 September 2007

Captain Tagon: Sergeant, when I sent you to the surface to help the gardener, I didn't want you to create in interplanetary incident.

Schlock: Sorry, sir.

Captain Tagon: I won't ask you for a full report, because TAG caught the whole thing with two different sensor suites.

Schlock: So you know that he swung first with his shovel, right?

Captain Tagon: Mmm-hmmm, this clip is particularly interesting.

Schlock: What's that, mister shovel? You say you want him to keep dancing, or you'll bury him in pieces?

Schlock: I have kind of a shovel-phobia, sir.

Captain Tagon: From the look of it, now the Palace Gardener does, too.