Friday 21 March 2008

Captain Tagon: I need Thurl, Brad, and Elf out front, now, with a table, and a view of the Touch-And-Go.

Ennesby: What's going on?

Captain Tagon: We're recruiting. Filling holes in the roster.

Ennesby: Thurl can handle the paperwork solo. What are Elf and Brad for?

Captain Tagon: Eye-candy, poster-children. "Join up, and maybe you'll look this good in uniform."

Captain Tagon: Oh, and Thurl's also there to say "Look, kids. . . You can do this job and live to be an old guy!"

Thurl: I heard that, sir.

Captain Tagon: There is to be no mention of Lieutenant Pibald's head, nor the jar.