Saturday 12 July 2008

Narrator: Sergeant Schlock escorts the news-goons back to the Touch-And-Go.

Schlock: Okay, now what's in that box?

Lou: Cameras.

Schlock: I need to check 'em.

Lou: Like you 'checked' my lunch-box?

Schlock: You got it back.

Lou: Yeah. Empty. Oh, and it was wet, too.

Schlock: I did you a favor. That jar of mayo had started to grow chunks.

Lou: It wasn't mayo. It was huitlacoche-flavored natto.

Schlock: No wonder the U.N.S. has us sending food to you people. You've been out of mayonnaise for so long it's made you crazy.