Narrator:Sergeant Schlock's bathtub gets filled with some strange things.
Narrator:This isn't hot water and Epsom salt, but the effect is similar.
Narrator:Like many people, Schlock finds that soaking in the bath is a good cure for a case of "grumpy and sad."
Frank Hannibal:We interviewed Sergeant Schlock just a few hours before his rampage in Viaton. Here's one crazy alien mercenary you do not want to make angry.
Frank Hannibal:And don't let him anywhere near your lunch either!
