PI: You okay, sir?
KEVYN: Up all night. Bad dreams.
KEVYN: A giant robot ninja-pirate terrorist was attacking Earth and it was my fault.
PI: Funny! We were watching Jack-San Robo III in the next cabin. But Jack-San Robo isn't a ninja-pirate terrorist.
PI: He's a ninja-pirate cowboy.
In this one, he gets a monkey!
KEVYN: Leave me before I'm compelled to use your life-blood as cream in my coffee.