PI: So the problem is that you don't trust me to not blow something up once I've placed charges.
EBBIRNOTH: Yeah, that about sums it up. You're an oxidizer and an open flame on two legs.
PI: Ebby, all my stuff has oxidizers in the mix, and requires an explosive primer, not open flame.
PI: Sounds to me like you need some hands-on education.
EBBIRNOTH: Will I get to keep my hands?