NARRATOR: 3317 Paris...
GEN. TAGON: There's no point torturing me. I don't know anything.
I'm here accidentally.
TORTURER: Yes, yes, we accidentally abducted a retired Celeschul Defense Services General.
We can't release you, though, so it falls to me to derive some value from all this added risk.
GEN. TAGON: Bad business, kid. You're chasing a sunk cost.
TORTURER: The military strategist is an armchair economist! Who would have suspected?
GEN. TAGON: Somebody who knows that I'm living off a successful retirement plan, perhaps?
TORTURER: Then I shall torture you for investment advice.