Sunday October 24, 2010
Book 11: Massively Parallel — Part V: Command and Conquer

Transcript

THEO: Commander, have a look at this, please.

KEVYN: What is it?

THEO: This is lingerie my wife brought back from Mall One.

THEO: I'm sure you understand... I need to know we're doing everything possible to get our people back.

KEVYN: Lieutenant Bunnigus brought back a gift for Commander Foxworthy.  Elf hasn't opened it yet, but the label looks... lacey.

KEVYN: So yes, I understand.  We are doing all we can.  It's mostly bluster, but we're still going to ride into their space behind a triple salvo of missiles.

TAGII: Actually, we are not.  That tactic has been discarded.

TAGII: We are not declerating to combat speeds.

Our employer informed Ennesby that Damico called a much more convincing bluff than ours, and refused a substantial bribe as well.

KEVYN: If we're not slowing down to engage, what exactly are we doing?

TAGII: Accelerating, of course.  We'll hit their exclusion zone in twelve minutes.

KEVYN: Next question:

KEVYN: *shouting* WHY IN THE NINE CHROME-PLATED CRACKS OF DOOM DIDN'T YOU ASK ME FOR PERMISSION TO DO THIS!?!

TAGII: Now THAT is a good question.

Astute questions like that last one are the reason you meatspacers still get to run things.