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Writing Excuses with Brandon Sanderson, Dan Wells, Mary Robinette Kowal, and Howard Tayler
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NARRATOR: Engineering Wing...
SFX: PEW
BLAM
BLAM
ELF: They're tough, but they don't have anything that will breach
SFX: KA-BREACH
ELF: Arm...
err...
SFX: BLAM
ELF: They grew armor-piercing fists?
ELF: Ungh... take command, Lieutenant.
EBBY: On it, Commander. You fall back.
EBBY: *on screen* Legs, come and get us. We haven't found any survivors, and this fight is starting to get expensive.
Do not use the dock. Everybody who needs a ride has a helmet.
LEGS: Understood. I'll take precautions.
EBBY: Chisulo! Liz! Evac will be outside.
SFX: *background* PEW PEW
THOOOM
EBBY: We're going to need a door.
Give us one you can fit through.
SFX: *background* PEW PEW
BUDDA BUDDA B
BLAM
LIZ: I wonder if Gavcorps bought the extended warranty on that bulkhead.
CHISULO: Maxim 25: If the damage you do is covered by a manufacturer's warranty, you didn't do enough damage.
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