Sunday November 25, 2012
Book 13: Random Access Memorabilia — Part III: Execute

Transcript

NARRATOR: Engineering Wing...

SFX: PEW

BLAM

BLAM

ELF: They're tough, but they don't have anything that will breach

SFX: KA-BREACH

ELF: Arm...

err...

SFX: BLAM

ELF: They grew armor-piercing fists?

ELF: Ungh... take command, Lieutenant.

EBBY: On it, Commander.  You fall back.

EBBY: *on screen* Legs, come and get us.  We haven't found any survivors, and this fight is starting to get expensive.

Do not use the dock.  Everybody who needs a ride has a helmet.

LEGS: Understood.  I'll take precautions.

EBBY: Chisulo!  Liz!  Evac will be outside.

SFX: *background* PEW PEW

THOOOM

EBBY: We're going to need a door.

Give us one you can fit through.

SFX: *background* PEW PEW

BUDDA BUDDA B

BLAM

LIZ: I wonder if Gavcorps bought the extended warranty on that bulkhead.

CHISULO: Maxim 25: If the damage you do is covered by a manufacturer's warranty, you didn't do enough damage.