Montague: Besides, per Sophres 211, pages 38,100 through 41,172, this isn't a gun.
Montague: This is an Urtheep Industries, 100% non-lethal security enforcement device, the Massively Multi-Morphological Incapactitator.
Montague: We lovingly refer to it as the "M3 Tater."
SCHLOCK: As in incapaci-"tater?"
Montague: In standby mode it looks like a potato.