KATHRYN: Setting aside the fact that we're in a stolen car, how were you able to even touch a moving car? These things are programmed to avoid collisions.
van: *printed* PARCELERANDO
SORLIE: No, they're programmed to prevent injuries.
KATHRYN: You jumped into traffic without a flight belt.
SCHLOCK: The van swooped under me and carried me off, so it's more like it stole me.
delivery guy: Tell them about how you ripped the door off.