NARRATOR: Neosynchronicity's aft annie plant has "warmed up" several thousand kilos of deuterium.
It has also charged a long "barrel" of coiled superconductors, and spun up the forward array of annie plants.
That forward array now spins so quickly that almost seventy percent of its output must be used just to keep it from disintegrating.
The remaining thirty percent is applied to the magical task of ripping a hole in reality.
NARRATOR: And for all this, there's nothing to see until somebody says "F—
ELF: *talking over* FIRE!
NARRATOR: Okay, now there's something to see...