MURTAUGH: You're right. You're not helping me much. I shouldn't have interrupted your looting.
SCHLOCK: Wait... are we having one of those things where one person talks about how they feel and the other person mostly just listens and makes helpful noises and then the feely-talky person cries but feels better anyway?
SCHLOCK: Because I don't usually get invited to those.
MURTAUGH: Clearly the "Tender Moment in the Commissary" duty roster should be updated.