NARRATOR: Deep in murky matters...
PETEY: Hello. I am Petey.
ARCHIE: I know who you are.
PETEY: How would you like to be addressed?
ARCHIE: I would find great comfort in shortly being known only as the archive who passed on without sharing any of his terrible secrets.
PETEY: Second choice?
ARCHIE: You'll end up naming me with all of your words for regret.