NARRATOR: Jumpstar Prime Justice Hall, Courtoom One...
MASSEY: Prior to this sentencing hearing I received communication from several parties on behalf of the Defendant.
MASSEY: Amid the pleas for clemency was the surprisingly meritorious suggestion that I recuse myself, on grounds of my prior acquaintance with Sergeant Schlock.
MASSEY: If. Only.
According to the Constitution, I'm not allowed to recuse myself until I hire a second judge.