—RSS Feed—
Ovalkwiki - The Official Schlock Mercenary Encyclopedia
Writing Excuses with Brandon Sanderson, Dan Wells, Mary Robinette Kowal, and Howard Tayler
One Cobble at a Time - the official site for Sandra Tayler's writings
NARRATOR: Cynthetic Certainty...
TAGON: Lieutenant. Did we learn anything new?
CHELLE: We learned that Bosun Vaal is very smart.
CHELLE: We checked out the ice deformations. Jozagle's Purse definitely gravied itself before detonating. Everything useful is gone.
MAC: *distressed* Aaaugh! I can't put weight on it.
TAGON: And what's all that about?
CHELLE: We also learned that not all ice is created equal.
CHELLE: Mac's boot heaters run hotter than ours, for flexibility. He stepped onto a field of methane ice and set it off.
TAGON: Set it off how? Liquid methane doesn't burn well. Especially with no air.
CHELLE: The ice melted, and then boiled. Spouts of liquid methane and methane gas absorbed Mac's heat faster than his heaters could replenish it.
CHELLE: Then a heater failed, and the screaming began.
MAC: Frostbite Forty-K!
I'm going to lose my leg!
NEEKA: You will not lose any of your legs, Corporal.
MAC: My left foot... I can't feel it at all.
NEEKA: Nothing bad.
Local anaesthetic.
Simple meatfixing.
TAGON: Neeka, you just cut Corporal M'Conger's foot off.
NEEKA: Repair is simpler with it detached. I do intend to put it back.
MAC: *screaming* WAAAUGH!
THAT'S MY FOOT!
MAC: PUT IT BACK! PUT IT BAAAACK!
NEEKA: Elevated patient stress...
Problematic.
Now I must anaesthetize the entire monkey.
S | M | T | W | T | F | S |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
26 | 27 | 28 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 |
5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 |
12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 |
19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 |
26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 1 |
< Feb | Apr > |
Supporters subscribed at $2.50 or more can access new archive browsing options! Subscribe via Patreon in your profile.
Change your archive browsing preferences in your profile.
Supporters subscribed at $2.50 or more can browse without ads and access new archive browsing options!