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NARRATOR: Object 4118-6...
ULAQUE: How are our new tenants?
DORAGNE: Evvin still has them in orientation.
ULAQUE: Evvin? Please tell me zhe's not doing that thing where the mountain-god thunders at the primitives.
DORAGNE: Technically, no. Zhe found a new twist, involving a mountain-sized tree.
ULAQUE: Excuse me.
I need to devote a full slice to this.
ULAQUE: HELLO, EVERYONE.
I'm afraid I need to do a bit of landscaping.
EVVY: Uh-oh.
VFX: BONSAI!
ULAQUE: I'll be handling each of your orientations individually, and in a manner I hope you will find less threatening.
EVVY: May I be excused?
VFX: BLOSSOM
ULAQUE: What you may be is quiet.
PUTZHO: This isn't any less threatening, but I'm okay with it.
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