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NARRATOR: Aboard Maxim 39...
AARDY: Commander Foxworthy is going in first?
PARA: Yeah. She's awesome.
AARDY: Maxim 18: "If the brass is out front, brace for an attack in the rear."
PARA: It's cool, Aardy. Captain Foxworthy is in the rear with us.
Also, you're quoting it all wrong.
AARDY: Okay, but what's it mean when you have brass at both ends?
THURL: It means your plumber paid too much for that coupling.
AARDY: Hi, Chief.
PARA: And that means "Get back to work."