Tuesday March 20, 2018
Book 18: Mandatory Failure — Part II

Transcript

ELF: I ordered everyone to leave the ship, Sergeant.

SCHLOCK: Yeah, but your honor guard isn't supposed to leave you alone.

ELF: Great. Is anybody else here?

SCHLOCK: Nope.

Just me.

We drew straws, then I ate all the straws and volunteered.