KEVYN: You don't have to have this particular memory edit. You can choose not to know what really happened.
ELF: You'll tell me what happened, though. Right?
KEVYN: Of course.
ELF: And it will be such a great story I'll wish I could see the movie instead of having you read me the book?
KEVYN: The scene where I kill a tank with my bare hands gives me chills.
PETEY: Movie it is, then.