NARRATOR: Oisri Dig Base, en route to the Medical Wing and Quarantine I...
SCHLOCK: Pardon me, folks!
SCHLOCK: Hey Pi! Come help out?
PI: With what?
SCHLOCK: No time to explain!
PI: Wait, are we having a Maxim 2* moment?
NARRATOR: *Maxim 2: "A sergeant in motion outranks a lieutenant who doesn't know what's going on."
PI: Stupid, Pi. STUPID.
PI: If you have to ask, then yes, you are having a Maxim 2 moment.