Tuesday June 13, 2000
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness — Meet The Mercenaries

Transcript

Doctor: We'll begin with the unpleasant part of your enlistment physical, mister schlock.
SFX: (glove) sssssinisster ssssstreeetch...
SFX: sssSSNAP
Doctor: Do you have any orifices other than that mouth?
Schlock: Nope. And I feel a strange sense of satisfaction as I tell you that.