Friday June 23, 2000
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness — Meet The Mercenaries

Transcript

Brad: Perk #1 of bodyguard duty: Meeting the New Sync Boys in person.
Schlock: Hi, I'm Schlock, your bodyguard.
Sign: STAGE
New Sync Boy: Don't touch me.
Schlock: Aw, c'mon. Why not?
SFX: BZZZZZT
SFX: POP
Brad: You need to learn a thing or two about personal space.
Schlock: Perk #1 seems limited. Is there a perk #2?