Wednesday August 9, 2000
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness — Diplomatic Pouch of Doom
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Transcript

Schlock: I'm sorry about your arm, Ambassador.
Ch'vorthq: Oh, that's okay.
Ch'vorthq: This new prosthetic is just wonderful. It'll be so easy now to make cake batter, and quiche batter, and pancake batter...
SFX: (electric whisk) Whirrr
Ch'vorthq: And crepe batter, and mousse, and meringue, and whipped crea.....
Brad: They say that when all you have is a hammer, the whole universe looks like a nail.
Schlock: I guess when all you have is a whisk, the whole universe looks like it needs a good beating.