Thursday 31 August 2000

Narrator: "Miraculously, Schlock's amorphous body contained most of the blast. There was only one casualty..."

SFX: KA BOOM!

Brad: What's this cottage-cheesy lump on the wall here?

Kevyn: I think that's what's left of Schlock.

Brad: And here?

Kevyn: Ugh...

Kevyn: Well, start scraping him into a pile. He's an A-Morph. I think he might regenerate.

SFX: Poke Poke

Brad: Look, I'm finger-painting.

Kevyn: And if he does regenerate, he will have a very limited appreciation for your art project.