Thursday 8 March 2001

Bunni: Okay, the table is prepped. Let's see if we can't reattach that head.

Schlock: I'll haul the corpse out of the cryokit.

Sign: E ;) P M L Z NIVEN (illegable)

EMH: Actually. That won't be necessary. I'm repairing him right now.

Bunni: Whoa, who are you?

EMH: I'm the helpful, Emergency Medical Hologram, and my owner programmed me for some custom surgery.

Bunni: I'm your "owner."

EMH: You've gotten much better looking... Losing the beard did nice things for your figure.

Bunni: Gah! this makes the second time in just fifteen minutes that i've been mistaken for a man.

Schlock: Maybe you should try wearing form-fitting, revealing clothing.