Tuesday 27 March 2001

Narrator: Tagon closes a deal on a used starship. . .

Tagon: So what's the catch? Why's the gravity turned off?

Acey Nubs: There's no catch. We're just, ummm. . . Conserving power, you know. Just sign here, Captain Tagon.

SFX: Sign sign

Acey Nubs: It's been a pleasure doing business with you.

Tagon: The pleasure is mine, really. This is an unbelievably good deal.

Acey Nubs: By the way, the ship's A.I. has gone insane, because the ship is haunted. You'll have to run everything manually.

Tagon: Okay, now it's believable.

Acey Nubs: And whatever you do, don't run any water or flush the toilets. . .

Ennesby: 'Pottygeist,' I get it.