Still, it would have made a pretty good joke.
At any rate, The Narrator and I have straightened things out, but he won't be giving away any of my sinister plot twists any time soon. Suffice it to say that the last six days' worth of strips Really Happened (in the canonical storyline sense), and Tagon really, really should have thought to ask The Narrator about those events before I swore him to silence. The Fourth Wall is going back up for a while, folks...