Monday August 27, 2001
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness — Equivocated Prevarication
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Neophen spokeswoman: Fatty, fatty, two-by-four, can't fit through the kitchen door!
Neophen spokeswoman: Fatty, fatty, four-by-eight, always has a second plate!
Neophen spokeswoman: Fatty, fatty, six-by-ten... Fatty needs new Neo-phen!
Sign: Neo-phenWarning: May kill you
Ennesby: Eeew. What are you watching?
Schlock: It's a documentary. 'The Death of Targeted Advertising.'
Neophen spokeswoman: Fatty, fatty, ten-by-twelve, on the grocer's diet shelves!