Tuesday 2 October 2001

Narrator: A military transport full of mercenaries departs earth orbit.

Thurl: We'll be clear of earth's anti-teraport net in three minutes sir. I'm taking us back to the Post-dated check loan?

Tagon: That's right. There's no more work for us to do here.

Schlock: I'd really like to get a complete set of those action figures, captain.

Schlock: What? I've been told that shopping can be really hard work.

Tagon: We no longer have a female at the top of the command chain. That kind of justification won't fly with me.

Schlock: Whoa, I'm getting all kinds of cold pricklies right now.

Narrator: That's our female readers sending icy flames of doom to the author.