Saturday October 13, 2001
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness — Schlocktoberfest 2001
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Schlock: Captain, we've found remains. This looks like the work of a large carnivore.
Tagon: No enemy contact yet?
Schlock: No sir. But they can't be fa--
SFX: SKREEK
Schlock: Nick! DOWN!
SFX: THOOM BLAM SSKRIIP
Nick: Sarge! Behind
SFX: SKLICE BLAM THOOM PZORCH SKRUTCH THOOM STOHMP KARUNCH
Nick: Sarge! You okay?
Schlock: Hand me my arm. I'll be fine.
Tagon: So... Any enemy contact yet, sergeant?
Schlock: You might say that.