Saturday 30 November 2002

Tagon: Kevyn, you have command of the ship, I'm leaving you with half the armored squadron under Der Trihs here.

Tagon: I'm taking everybody else back to the surface. We're going to do some community service.

Kevyn: You are?

Kevyn: Oh, wait. I get it. "Community service" is a euphemism for something else, right?

Tagon: After seeing Thurl and Massey book this, I think it means "tax-deductible marketing blitz."

Kevyn: Oh. I guess that explains why it's often an alternative to a jail sentence.