Wednesday 4 December 2002

Hospital Worker: Thanks for volunteering. We sure do appreciate you. There's no need for you to come back.

Schlock: That didn't take long. Did they not find you on their list of approved species?

Legs: No. They suggested that we hold hands with some of the patients to make them feel loved.

Legs: My kind has no hands. Just vestigial wings with no reach, and a long, prehensile tongue.

Legs: I said I was sorry, but the little old lady had already passed out.

Schlock: I don't want to hear the rest of this story.

Legs: Have you ever heard the cardiac arrest alarms they've got in there?