Sunday 19 January 2003

Narrator: Police search for escapees from the local jail. . .

Sign: This space for rent

Luna Cop 2: Have you seen any of these three creatures?

Legs: Whoa, ugly.

Legs: I don't think so. It would be hard to miss something as hideous as that blob.

Luna Cop 2: Right. Well, thanks for your time, sir.

Legs: Ma'am. You see, I'm female.

Luna Cop 2: Oh, Right. Of course. I can see it now.

Luna Cop 2: Pot's calling the kettle black, lady.

Schlock: Hideous, am I?

Legs: Oh yeah. Ugly as sin, Sarge.

Andy: Yeah? Well I think you both could stand to lose a little weight.