Monday June 30, 2003
Book 3: Under New Management — Part III: Board of Accidental Tourism
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Narrator: Meanwhile, back on the planet. . .
Ennesby: Captain, Sergeant Schlock and his half-Squad just called in.
Ennesby: Based on their initial report, I think they've discovered signs of intelligent life.
Tagon: Unnngh. . . Is it too much to hope that they haven't already started shooting?
Schlock: Straight up! Kill it! Kill it!
Nick: Aauugh! Ugly!
SFX: BLAM BLAM BLAM
Narrator: In a word? Yes.