Tuesday 14 October 2003

UNS Lieutenant: Colonel, we've lost touch with a pair of our provisioning scouts.

Jaksmouth: What do you think it is? Signal problems deep in the outjack?

Narrator: Zoojack Alpha field HQ, 711^th U.N.S. Marines

UNS Lieutenant: I'm thinking "Charlie Foxtrot," sir. We lost everything, transponders, IFF, Hnet. . . all at the same time.

Jaksmouth: You know what they say. It ain't a proper Charlie Foxtrot until you've got the brass involved.

UNS Lieutenant: Oh, look at that. You're involved.