Wednesday 12 May 2004

Ozvegan Griz: Ryk, you've blown chunks over pretty much every corpse you've been in front of. Are you sure you want to be a forensic scientist?

Ozvegan Ryk: I'm serving the community, and making sure the bad guys get caught.

Ozvegan Griz: Yeah, but most people stop outputting through the input port after a few weeks. You've been here for three years.

Ozvegan Ryk: In that three years I've seen 16 murderers locked up, and two of them executed.

And I've lost almost 40 pounds.

Ozvegan Griz: Oh. I thought you'd just gotten a really good haircut.