Tuesday 13 July 2004

Schlock: Hi there. Can you point your gun someplace besides at us?

Kreely Sentry: Whoa! A talking pile o' crap!

Schlock: Right. I get that a lot. Can we get back to the part about you pointing your gun the other way?

Kreely Sentry: See, I was wondering what poachers would be doing with a sled full o' fertilizer.

Schlock: But fertilizer doesn't talk, and probably doesn't mind having guns pointed at it.

Kreely Sentry: Well, maybe if you let it sit long enough...