NARRATOR: Readers of yesterday's strip have alrady expressed dismay: apparently the effort put into setting up the metaphor of "chainsaw through butter" to describe the manner with which Tagon and Pranger will go through the Phican garrison has people believing they won't actually get to see the chainsaw go through the butter.
NARRATOR: Nothing could be further from the truth.
NARRATOR: French Canadian lumberjack Pierre Francois Dulac shall now demonstrate!
PIERRE: MON CANARD EST EN FEU!!
NARRATOR: Merci, Pierre!
PIERRE: Pas de probleme.