Tuesday August 9, 2005
Book 7: Emperor Pius Dei — Part I: Big Schlock, Little Schlock, What Begins With Schlock?
Hats

Transcript

Elf: Captain, I'd like to come along.
Captain Tagon: Elf, just this morning you were complaining about not being on vacation.
Elf: I know but I'd really like to spend more time with you. . . If you know what I mean.
Narrator: The Clue-Missile Mark VI, your choice of weapons when more subtle flirtation fails.
Captain Tagon: Yeah, these resort towns never live up to expectations. I'd get bored here, too.
Narrator: Tagon has great ECM.