Tuesday 16 January 2007

Elf: Ell-Zee secure, no resistance.

Captain Tagon: You look nervous.

Kevyn: Hmph.

Elf: We've breached an arterial corridor. Ennesby, can you clear this for us?

Ennesby: Aye-aye. Stand back

Captain Tagon: Do you want to take a moment and remind your new girlfriend to be careful?

SFX: THOOOM

Elf: That's gonna leave a mark.

Kevyn: I don't want her to be careful. I want her to be thorough.

Ennesby: Careful, Commander. That floor might still be a little soft.

Captain Tagon: I don't think she needs to be told that.

Schlock: Why do they get to soften all the deck plates?