KEVYN: Lieutenant Pibald, as punishment for "negligent regicide" you are restricted from any and all explosives for one week.
PI: But... Lota lived.
KEVYN: During this time you are not to discharge anything more energetic than a sneeze.
ENNESBY: Sneezes move at around forty-two meters per second, sir.
KEVYN: How fast does a fart move?
ENNESBY: Mother of methane! Farts are flammable!