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EBBIRNOTH: Lota, on behalf of the perimeter security team, we're all sorry about this accident.
LOTA: Apology accepted, Lieutenant Ebbirnoth.
LOTA: Your efforts to secure Aleph Fabbery are commendable. Lota will assist you in this matter.
EBBIRNOTH: That's not necessary, your majesty. We don't want to trouble you.
LOTA: It is no trouble. Legislation is now in place making it illegal for unauthorized persons to enter.
EBBIRNOTH: Oh no... That's a punchline.