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TAILOR: You called, sir?
CAPTAIN TAGON: Yeah, I'm tired of this monkey-suit. What else have you got?
TAILOR: Sir, I made sixty of those! The crew is all outfitted and comfortable, and Mister Aliss loves the retro look.
CAPTAIN TAGON: They can keep theirs. But I want something else.
Something sharp, something classy. That tux had a certain "Jenny say squat."
TAILOR: Um... Jenny said what?
CAPTAIN TAGON: But it needs to be casual, and not stick out. I delegated command to Shodan, yet I keep coaching from the sidelines.
TAILOR: Oh, I get it. You mean "Je ne sais quoi." That undefined element, the "I don't know what."
CAPTAIN TAGON: Tailor, what's gotten into you? I'm asking you to make me some clothes, and you're correcting my grammar.
TAILOR: You love me! You really love me!