NARRATOR: Deep in the Damico-P'Sloqye corporate offices on the wholly-owned trojan asteroid 3317 Paris...
CAPT. KEVYN: General, you didn't have to come for me.
GEN. TAGON: Actually, I did.
I've been woken up by gunfire way too many times to count. Coming for you was pure reflex.
GEN. TAGON: Charging into that firefight was as natural as waking to an overfull bladder and running off to the head.
CAPT. KEVYN: I suppose that explains why you showed up stark naked.
GEN. TAGON: Holding my gun.