NARRATOR: Meanwhile at the 'Mida-'Pida...
SIGN: Pau
PARA: I need the largest container of Genuine Imitation Ovalkwik you've got.
SHOPKEEP: We just got cleaned out. How about the Ovalkwik Refreshing Energy Paste?
SHOPKEEP: Well?
PARA: Which is less likely to get me eaten by the Sergeant? Giving him nothing, or giving him the wrong stuff?